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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

I had a quasi-sex dream this morning. I had manual sex with a dirty pothead. I woke up feeling dirty.

Is it too much to ask to actually have a real sex dream? Can I get any satisfaction?

At this point, I should probably bring up the old metaphor of the 8-peckered rabbit in a bowling alley. Ah, yes. Jenn's ovulation, which means by this weekend... her weekend home, she'll be menstruating. This doesn't necessarily inhibit any potential activities going on this weekend, but it certain affects my enjoyment. Goddamnit.

To continue with this posts theme of frustration, I'm in the middle of writting a prosopal for a sex project. I'm finding it infinitely difficult to put everything that needs to go in, while keeping the length under the maximum. Damnit, damnit, damnit.

Obviously, the solution to everything is that I JUST NEED TO GET LAID.




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